For Pete’s Sake!

    While what’s left of those Brothers Gibb may, whenever asked, still like to refer to themselves as the Enigma (Cucumber Castle) with the Stigma (Saturday Night Fever) (for starters), may I posit the REAL, TRUE, ORIGINAL Great Big Rockin’ Rolling Enigma is none other than the one, the still and only, Big Boy Pete Miller.  

Why, armed with little more than his twin-tone green ’61 Gretsch guitar – name of Henry, btw – and a clutch of equally vintage recording equipment (including a Goobly Box and genuine Humbert Humbert by way of very special effects, I kid you not) Pete has, since 1959 and counting, been in dozens of bands (the so-aptly-named Offbeats, Peter Jay and the Jaywalkers, The Fuzz, even Buzz), toured everywhere with everyone (Beatles, Stones, Kinks et al all round Swinging Sixties England, not to mention the wilds of the Orient – with his trademark electric wah-wah sitar — during no less than the Vietnam quagmire), composed beyond-numerous neat numbers for Freddie and the Dreamers, Damned, and the (original) Knack, and most notably of all as it turns out churned out literally thousands of recordings in studios worldwide these past four-plus decades with, for and/or alongside the likes of Marty Wilde, Peter Frampton’s Herd, Ramblin’ Jack Elliot, Murray the K, Arlo Guthrie, Elvin Bishop, The Avengers, Tuxedomoon, Roy Loney, Marshall Crenshaw, Johnny and the Potato Chips, and even our good buds The Squires Of The Subterrain, very roughly chronologically speaking indeed.

And now!  The good folk over there at Angel Air Records (“Where the Artist Has a Voice”) have gone and collected a dozen of some of Pete’s prime early-Seventies San Francisco productions neatly together right here upon one perfectly titled The Perennial Enigma CD.

Thrill, as I repeatedly have already, to The Great Joe Meek / Marc Bolan Tape that Got Away (“The Demo”), the absolute biggest hit Dave Edmunds somehow never had (“All Down The Road”), and a mere two-minutes-twenty- five called “Get Up And Dance” which finally fills that socio-musical gap between The Swinging Medallions and your very first Elvis Costello long-player.

Elsewhere, Harry Belafonte makes an extremely wrong turn …straight down into Lee “Scratch” Perry’s sub-basement (“Havana Juana”), “Who Stole My Garden?” asks the kind of musical question even those Bonzo Dogs seemed incapable of, and “Rudy’s In Love” – not to mention “The Prayer” – makes one wonder why in holy heck that Plastic Ono Lennon’s Rock ‘n’ Roll album didn’t, or should I say COULDN’T, sound half this coooool ??

Not to fret though:  For while the inimitable Johnny Rhythm may no longer be with us, Big Boy Pete is still sitting tight there in Frisco, safe and stereophonically sound within his esteemed Audio Institute of America, demo-ing up his next several hundred severely-high-fidelity musical marvels.  So until they too begin trickling out upon us Lost Groovers, I’d suggest you grab your own Perennial Enigma toot sweet, awreet?  

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                                         JANDEK

                             
                                 GLASGOW MONDAY
________________________________________________________                                        THE CELL

                                   
                                       DISC ONE

1.  PRELUDE                                                                                (5:12)

2.  PART ONE                                                                             (10:26)

3.  PART TWO                                                                               (8:25)

4.  PART THREE                                                                          (11:04)

5.  PART FOUR                                                                              (9:15)

                                         DISC TWO

1.  PART FIVE                                                                               (7:40)

2.  PART SIX                                                                                 (6:21)

3.  PART SEVEN                                                                            (7:51)

4.  PART EIGHT                                                                             (6:29)

5.  PART NINE                                                                             (12:10)

RECORDED LIVE:   CENTER FOR CONTEMPORARY ARTS   GLASGOW     SCOTLAND         MAY 23, 2005
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              P.O. BOX 15375
       HOUSTON, TEXAS 77220
                    U.S.A. 

Cruising with Uncle Frank’s Words

    “The recording of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band spanned 129 days; perhaps the most creative 129 days in the history of rock music.”
(author and “Beatle Brain of Britain” Mark Lewisohn)  

 

Whilst those “Fugs of the West Coast,” The Mothers of Invention, were spending month upon month held over in New York City’s Garrick Theatre performing their 1967 Pigs and Repugnant Revue, Frank Zappa was spending his every waking hour off stage holed up in the city’s pioneering 12-track (!!) Apostolic recording studio over on East 10th.  The ultra-productive time spent there, which resulted in not only the epic We’re Only In It For The Money but several other stellar FZ / MOI LP’s (not to mention reams of archival material which continues to dribble out posthumously via the Zappa Family Trust), constitutes what I firmly believe to be THE most fitfully fruitful time ever spent by man or beast committing rock ‘n’ roll to magnetic tape …and yes, that includes those pious Pepper sessions as well.

Right alongside Apostolic’s utterly brilliant recording engineer Richard “Dick Dynamite” Kunc and his latest audio toys (variable speed oscillators, the grand new “Apostolic Vlorch Injector,” plus assorted policemen and breakfast rolls), Zappa and band stitched together, for starters, "most of the music from the Mothers’ movie of the same name which we haven’t got enough money to finish yet" as well as the first, and I’m sure you must agree, BEST of all those late-Sixties so-called R ‘n’ R Revival elpees Cruising With Ruben and the Jets.

Now, while the Uncle Meat soundtrack still sounds as magnificently minced and phonically fully-flavored today as it did upon its ’69 release, the digitized Ruben most unfortunately suffers from a typically fool-headed remix and re-record which obliterates the Mother/Jets’ original greasy, bottom-heavy finger-snatting and replaces them all with synthesized bass sloops and Eighties-anemic drums-that-go-“pooh” (instead of poot), I’m so sorry to report.  “When I sat down and listened to the CD I got sick in the pit of my stomach, man,” so go the wizened words of Mother woodwinder Bunk Gardner (as reported in our ant bee Billy James’ indispensable Necessity Is… The Early Years of Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention book).  “The music was from one era and you could tell the rhythm section was from the 1980s; it didn’t make sense at all to me.  And the thing that blew my mind was, didn’t Frank hear that?”

Apparently not.  Still, for those who naturally prefer jelly roll gum drops and Chevy ‘39’s over tangerine trees and newspaper taxis…..    

We’re Off To Hear The Wizzard!

     You know, Japan has already given us, in semi- chronological order, The Blue Comets, The Tigers, coooool live albums from The Ventures, Honeycombs, and the late, very great Buck Owens, plus of course those twin teen titans themselves Puffy (Ami Yumi)Domo arigato, I believe is the only applicable phrase right here.

Nobly carrying quite on with that super-fine tradition is the one and only Daisuke Kambe and his Tokyo-based Wizzard In Vinyl label.  He, and they, have been responsible for bringing to discriminating ears worldwide the untold pleasures of The Playmates (Jam meet Hamburg Beatles!), Treeberrys (best cover-art graphics since at least The Association), Movin’ Jelly (deftly ready to pick up if NRBQ ever decide to leave off), plus only the very very highest quality non- J-Pop from across the globe, including our aforementioned Bill Lloyd.  Why, I think you’ll even hear Yours Quite Truly singing my Who’s Next version of “Rock And Roll Love Letter” on the Men In Plaid Rollers tribute disc in there somewhere…

However, Daisuke’s latest gracious Package to Pig contained above-exceptional new discs by two combos ALL Lost Groovers should hook onto asap imho:  

First, there’s those living coloured Oranges, upon whose so-aptly-titled Teen Rock are squeezed twenty wholly-rockin’ sound-biters in fifty minutes flat.  Had Eric Carmen continued writing Top Tens for Shaun Cassidy;  had Herman and his Hermits mid-wifed that l-u-v child dem Ramones sorrowfully never sired… in other words, The Oranges taste no less like one gigantic, sugary-Sweet, Chinni-Chapping all-day sucker for the lower extremities, believe you me!

And, as if that wasn’t all, Here Come The Mayflowers, who are never once afraid to pack a whole lotta Power deep into their Pop.  Why, it’s just as if Jellyfish played one big Cheap Trick at the XTC / Hollies summit meeting which, until now, never got a chance to happen.
    
Yes, you just gotta check any, or ideally all of the above,
available right now right there at, in Daisuke’s own words, “the best place for crystalline guitarpop & crunchy powerpop.”

Tell ‘em Puffy Gary sentcha…..

Doot Doola Doot Doo…..

     “OH my God!  It’s Nardwuar!
Nardwuar the Human Serviette!
Don’t you know who Nardwuar is?
He’s the biggest freak in the whole of Canada!
He’s like this insane, insane guy.
He’s out of his [expletive deleted] tree!
He’s crazy, but you’d love him.
I can’t explain why!
He’s the biggest freak in the world.
He’s like the Everett True of Vancouver!
You’d love him!”
(Courtney Love)

“You’re funnier than a [even worse expletive deleted] !”
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)

“A National Treasure.”
(Michael Moore)

Happy O Canada Day, everyone !!

But with all due apologetic tips of the ol’ Stetson towards Stompin’ Tom Connors, the Great Wide Northlands now houses an equally brilliant anti-icon against whom such obviously wussy pretenders to the thorn as Stephen Colbert and Ali G most particularly pale so very, very much.

For whether inquiring over the width of Mikhail Gorbachev’s pants, confronting still-dumbest Monkee Peter about toxic tomatoes, or getting extremely jiggy with one of Cynthia’s original Plaster Casts, that truly intrepid reporter-and-then-some Nardwuar (the Human Serviette) has at long last joined the hallowed ranks of Edward R. Murrow, Helen Thomas, and Chuck Barris in the uppermost annals of small-screen journalistic immortality.

Yes, and it’s almost ALL there – five and a half damn hours’ worth! – along with a handy full-colo(u)r Teleguide booklet to boot lovingly all crammed into a deluxe new two-DVD bonanza from those fine folk over at Alternative Tentacles.  Why, you even receive as well actual footage of Nardwuar getting terrifyingly down with his very own garage-bop combo The Evaporators!     

But don’t just take my words for all this:  The Man The Myth The Miracle Himself would also just love to tell us Lost Groovers that, and I do hereby quote, “More DVDs are hopefully coming sometime in soonish!  I have tons of footage to release and if anyone wants a sampling on what that might possibly be unleashed please hop to  www.nardwuar.com

Thanks for your time, keep on rawkin in the free world!  And doot doola doot doo…”
 
To which I can logically only add, “…Doot Doo!

Don’t Be Concerned…..

     Amidst the above-affluent abundance of riches to be found within a typical mid-Sixties Top Forty, it was all too easy to find true certain gems far too frequently lost in the grooves of such a golden rush.  SO much good music;  SO many absolute hit wonders moving past your window in the wind out on the new horizon…..

Case very much in point:  Ear glued, as always, to mighty 1050 CHUM-AM in my home and native Toronto, a literally lighter-than-airwaves apparition known as the “Elusive Butterfly” somehow alit right there upon my childhood six transistors, just beneath Nancy Sinatra’s boots, those ubiquitous Beatles and, speaking of Nowhere Men, S/Sgt. Barry Sadler’s Green-Ballad Berets.  Heady company indeed, speaking even of the 3/21/66 CHUM Chart Survey.

Now, flash forward four long decades:  Bob Lind, the man who wrote and sang said very special song, is not only happily active and creating and performing from his newfound Boca Raton base, but is today the focal point as well of an equally welcome turn of events called Lind Me Four.  Wherein one of our all-time favorite powerful poppers – yes, none other than Spongetone super Jamie Hoover – expertly recaptures not only the “Butterfly” in question, but a trio of other delicate delights from the venerable Lind songbook.  

Background vocals awash in yellow orange chorale swirls, guitars ring and drench as only an artist with ears totally attuned knows just how…  the otherwise improbable combination of a Hoover and a Lind is, in fact, totally responsible for one of the most gracious gifts of music you or I can hope to hear.  Be it 2006 or even, dare I say it, 1966.

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         JANDEK

                                        GLASGOW SUNDAY


                                                   DVD
                                       ASPECT RATIO  4 : 3

   1.  NOT EVEN WATER                                                             (10:24)

   2.  WHERE I STAY                                                                    (7:29)

   3.  DARKNESS YOU GIVE                                                          (9:37)

   4.  SEA OF RED                                                                        (7:50)

   5.  REAL WILD                                                                         (6:25)

   6.  DON’T WANT TO BE                                                             (5:55)

   7.  BLUE BLUE WORLD                                                             (6:42)

   8.  THE OTHER SIDE                                                                 (6:48)

 

   FILMED LIVE:   THE ARCHES   GLASGOW   SCOTLAND   OCTOBER 17. 2004 


 

© (P) 2006 CORWOOD INDUSTRIES
                 P.O. BOX 15375
          HOUSTON, TEXAS 77220
                        U.S.A.

How Can The Killer Save Souls?

   Where:  Sun Record Company,                                                                                   706 Union Avenue, Memphis, Tennessee
                                                When:  October, 1957
                                                Why:  recording “Great Balls Of Fire”
Who:  Jerry Lee Lewis  (pumping piano)
           Sam C. Phillips  (producer extraordinaire)
           J. W. Brown  (bass, Jerry Lee’s father-in-law)
           Billy Lee Riley  (guitar)         
           J. M. Van Eaton  (drums)

Jerry Lee LewisH-E-L-L.
Sam C. Phillips
I don’t believe it.
J. W. Brown
Great Godamighty, great balls of fire!
Billy Lee Riley
THAT’S RIGHT!
JLL
That’s it, that’s it.  That’s it!
SCP
I don’t believe it.
JLL
It says, it says MAKE MERRY with the joy of God, only!  But when it comes to worldly music, rock ‘n’ roll –
BLR
ROCK IT OUT!   
JLL
— anything like that, you have done brought yourself into the world, and you’re in the world, and you hadn’t come from out of the world, and you’re still a sinner.  You’re a sinner – and unless you be saved — and borned againand be made as a little child and walk before God — and be holy, and brother, I mean you got to be so pure!  And no sin shall enter there:  No sin!  For it says, no sin!  It don’t say just a little bit, it says, NO SIN SHALL ENTER THERE — brother, not one little bit!  You got to walk and talk with God to go to Heaven.  You’ve got to be so good.
BLR
Hallelujah!
SCP
All right.  
BLR
You’re right.  
SCP
Now look, Jerry.  Religious conviction doesn’t mean anything resembling extremism.  All right.  You mean to tell me that you’re gonna take the Bible, that you’re gonna take God’s word, and that you’re gonna revolutionize the whole universe?  Now listen!  Jesus Christ was sent here by God Almighty.  
JLL
Right.
SCP
Did He convict, did He save, all of the people in the world?
JLL
No, but he tried to.
SCP
He sure did.  NOW, WAIT JUST A MINUTE.  Jesus Christ came into this world.  He tolerated man.  He didn’t preach from one pulpit.  He went around, and did good.
JLL
That’s right!  He preached everywhere!
SCP
Everywhere!
JLL
He preached on land!
SCP
Everywhere!  That’s right!  That’s right!
JLL
He preached on the water!
SCP
That’s right, that’s exactly right!  Now –
JLL
And then He done everything!  He healed!
SCP
Now, now – here’s — here’s the difference
JLL
Are you followin’ those that heal?  Like Jesus Christ did?
SCP
What do you mean, I, I, what –
JLL
Well, it’s happening every day!  
SCP
What do you mean?
JLL
The blind had eyes opened.  
SCP
Jerry
JLL
The lame are made to walk.
SCP
Jesus Christ —
JLL
The crippled are made to walk.
SCP
Jesus Christ, in my opinion, is just as real today
J. M. Van Eaton
Let’s cut it.
SCP
— as He was when He came into this world.
JLL
Right, right, you’re so right you don’t know what you’re sayin’.
SCP
Now, then!  I will say, I will say more so
JMV
It’s very commercial…
BLR
Let’s cut it.
SCP
You see, you see –
JVE
We’ll cut it ourselves!
SCP
No, we’ll be with you in a minute.  
JWB
It’ll sell.  It’s very commercial.    
SCP
But look.  Now, listen.  I’m tellin’ you outta my heart.  And I have studied the Bible, a little bit –
JLL
Well, I have too.
SCP
And I have studied it through and through and through and through and Jerry, Jerry, when you, listen, when you think that you can’t, can’t do good, if you’re a rock ‘n’ roll exponent
JLL
You can do good, Mr. Phillips, don’t get me wrong –
SCP
Now wait a minute, wait a minute, now when I say do good –
JLL
YOU CAN HAVE A KIND HEART!
SCP
I don’t mean, I don’t mean just –
JLL
You can help people!
SCP
YOU CAN SAVE SOULS!
JLL
No – NO!  No, no!
SCP
Yes!
JLL
How can the, how can the Devil save souls?  What are you talkin’ about?
SCP
Listen, listen –
JLL
Man, I got the Devil in me!  If I didn’t have I’d be a Christian!
SCP
Well, you may have him –
JLL
JESUS!  Heal this man!  He cast the Devil out, the Devil says, Where can I go?  He says, Can I go into this swine?  He says, Yeah, go into him.  Didn’t he go into him?
SCP
Jerry.  The point I’m tryin’ to make is – if you believe what you’re sayin’ —  you got no alternative whatsoever – out of – LISTEN! – out of –
JLL
Mr. Phillips!  I don’t care, it ain’t what you believe, it’s what’s written in the Bible!
SCP
Well, wait a minute, what you believe
JLL
It’s what’s there, Mr. Phillips.
SCP
No, no.
JLL
It ain’t what you believe, it’s just what I —
SCP
No, by gosh, if it’s not what you believe, then how do you interpret the Bible!
BLR
Man alive –
SCP
Huh?  How do you interpret the Bible if it’s not what you believe?!!

 

For the answer to these and so many other musical questions of the ages,  
where can you turn but to Time-Life Music’s utterly essential new triple-disc Jerry Lee Lewis: A Half Century Of Hits, available wherever real rock ‘n’ roll is still sold.