The Sea Is Not An Ashtray 1.1

Back home, yet still relaxing. Exhausted. 

Some highlights. Don’t expect much tonight.

1. We met the lady that invented The Swiffer. She sold it to Proctor and Gamble.

2. Rented scooters in Key West. Recommended. That’s the only time that I will ever ride a scooter. The Hemingway House is worth it. Short and cheap.

3. The best cabbies in the world? Nassau.

4. No more cruises for a while.

Check the new issue of Harp for my pieces on both Scharpling/Wurster and David Cross. See the new issue of Vice for a few humorous record reviews.