My amateur, minimal yet so far flourishing gardening attempt this year will yield the much despised jumbo tomatoes, cantaloupe, sweet, hot, and jalapeno peppers, plus dill. Joining my houseplants are marigolds, a massive lily, petunias, and a shade flower that I can’t ID. Everything is in pots. I suck that much. If successful, the fruits and veggies will be given away to my enemies as tasty peace pipes.