Hey! We did have some fun awhile backplaying Virtual Word Association with all of Johnny Dowd’s latest songs,
didn’t we?
so, Wanna do it again
with none other than Lane Steinberg’s new ones??
Good!
Here we go then…..
1. PREAMBLE…..In the words of George Gershwin’s Ghost…..
2. BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN…..Zappa’s Grand Wazoo rides shotgun down Mr. Jones’ Highway Revisited on the (Thanks for the) Milk Train.
3. FACE DOWN…..The Association sound asleep with The Turtles’ Umbassa Dragon.
4. AWAY…..SMiLE out-takes somehow get spliced into the very Quiet Beatle’s Wonderwall score.
5. GAIN LUSTER…..Row Row Row your Boat gently off the cliff.
6. JERICHAIO…..We’re stuck between channels…
7. YAM YAM…..Jandek programs his very first Yamaha PSR-293.
8. LET’S TOUCH…..the Tan Sleeve most fashionably frayed!
9. SOMETHING IS WAITING FOR SOMEONE…..Todd the Runt returns… without (fortunately!) that New Car smell.
10. CUTLETS…..Don’t Firewall the Spam!!
11. YOU’LL NEVER FIND A WAY TO GET ME TO WORK…..on time.
12. BARE WALLS…..barely…
13. EYE FOR THE LADIES…..with yer fusion banjo on m’knee!
14. SPRING BREAK…..Velvet Fog Gone Wild !!
15. SLIGHT GAIN…..merrily merrily merrily merrilee rush
16. BEAUTIFUL DAY, TAKE ME AWAY…..Neil Diamond helps The Rock Opera
meet The Rael World at last.
17. ONE MAN CRIME WAVE…..Book ‘em Lane, oh!
18. THE FIRST TO LEARN…..are always the last to know, yessir.
19. CONCRETE VACATION…..now, why couldn’t all of Ray Davies’ new one sound just like this?!!
20. POSTSCRIPT…..”Rhapsody” no longer blue, man.